Post by The Rock on May 9, 2011 7:54:20 GMT -5
[the arena is quiet.......impact hasnt been on the air for months and it was brought back tonight for unexplained reasons.....the crowd waits anxiously..................OH OH OH OH OH OOOOOOOOH OH OH OH OH OH OOOOOOOH!.....Spaceman by The Killers blasts across the tron as The Rock enters the arena. A smile from ear to ear, pair of sunglasses on. He walks down the ramp.]
Ring Annoncer: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome back!.......THEEEE ROOOCK!
[ The Rock enters the ring and grabs the mic with the crowd going insane]
The Rock:......FINALLY!!............
[The Rock pauses]
The Rock.......FINALLY!!.....THE ROCK HAS COME BACK........to the IWWF!
[The Crowd Cheers]
The Rock: and FINALLY The Rock is ready for his wrestlemania main EVENT!! because you see The Rock had to take a hiatus for personal reasons for 3 months and The Rock missed every second of it! and IWWF missed The Rock! Impact cancelled....Wrestlemania postponed! and who could blame them! without The Rock...without The Irish Icon...without the main event! without.....the miiiilllions
The Crowd: AND MILLIONS!!!!
The Rock: aaand millions of The Rock's fans, there is no IWWF!
[The Crowd Cheers]
The Rock: but The Rock knows that things have happened since his departure no longer is he facing the immortal Josh HeartBrand at Wrestlemania......and the current IWWF champ is....ice! i mean ice! who'd have thought but wether its ice, rice, spice or everything nice The Rock is gonna layeth the smacketh down on that powerpuff girl reject and take back his IWWF TITLE!
The Crowd: ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY!!!
The Rock:.....I'm telling you, this is The Rock's title...royal rumble winner and Wrestlemania Main eventer and nobody will be able to stop......the jabroni beating
[The Rock pauses....then takes of his sunglasses]
The Rock:...ALALLALALALAALO pie eating, trail blazing, eyebrow raising, IM BACK IM HERE TO ENTERTAIN YA, GOING TO THE MAIN EVENT OF WRESTLEEEEEMANIA....................IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLALALALALALALAO......WHAT THE ROCK....
Crowd: IS COOKIN
The Rock:...is......cookin
Ring Annoncer: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome back!.......THEEEE ROOOCK!
[ The Rock enters the ring and grabs the mic with the crowd going insane]
The Rock:......FINALLY!!............
[The Rock pauses]
The Rock.......FINALLY!!.....THE ROCK HAS COME BACK........to the IWWF!
[The Crowd Cheers]
The Rock: and FINALLY The Rock is ready for his wrestlemania main EVENT!! because you see The Rock had to take a hiatus for personal reasons for 3 months and The Rock missed every second of it! and IWWF missed The Rock! Impact cancelled....Wrestlemania postponed! and who could blame them! without The Rock...without The Irish Icon...without the main event! without.....the miiiilllions
The Crowd: AND MILLIONS!!!!
The Rock: aaand millions of The Rock's fans, there is no IWWF!
[The Crowd Cheers]
The Rock: but The Rock knows that things have happened since his departure no longer is he facing the immortal Josh HeartBrand at Wrestlemania......and the current IWWF champ is....ice! i mean ice! who'd have thought but wether its ice, rice, spice or everything nice The Rock is gonna layeth the smacketh down on that powerpuff girl reject and take back his IWWF TITLE!
The Crowd: ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY!!!
The Rock:.....I'm telling you, this is The Rock's title...royal rumble winner and Wrestlemania Main eventer and nobody will be able to stop......the jabroni beating
[The Rock pauses....then takes of his sunglasses]
The Rock:...ALALLALALALAALO pie eating, trail blazing, eyebrow raising, IM BACK IM HERE TO ENTERTAIN YA, GOING TO THE MAIN EVENT OF WRESTLEEEEEMANIA....................IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLALALALALALALAO......WHAT THE ROCK....
Crowd: IS COOKIN
The Rock:...is......cookin