What Sarah_Ng actually is

[sarahng]

*is seen in an overly expensive iwwf divas locker room*

Sarah_Ng : everytime when i walk down the street,people come up to me and ask me ``Sarah,i love ur show irctablot,which is the highest rated tabloid show in iwrestling history,but what would u say to best describe u??``

Sarah_Ng : well to best answer this age old question,i have writen something that will answer all ur questions and it goes like this...

*clears throat and grabs a mic*

Yes I can see me
Cause every girl in here wonna be me
Oh im a diva
I feel the same and I wonna be me

They say im low down
Its just a rumor and I don't believe em
They say i needs to slow down
The baddest thing around town

Im nothing like a girl you've ever seen before
Nothing you can compare to your neighbourhood hoe
I'm tryna find the words to describe me without being disrespectful
The way my booty movin I can't take no more
Have to stop what i'm doin So I can put my clothes on
I'm tryna find the words to describe myself without being disrespectful

Dam Sarah
Dam im a sexy bitch