The Rock
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Post by The Rock on Dec 13, 2009 18:50:08 GMT -5
Interviewer: The Rock we just want to know what is your opinion on your match tonight with bang......
[The Rock puts his hand in front of the interviewers face and brings his hand with the mic towards The Rock's face]
The Rock: you will never AND THE ROCK MEANS EVER speak before The Rock so The Rock says this you ever interupt The Rock again he's gonna whip your candy ass aaaaaaaaalllll the way back to the dirt farm you grew up in...you remember the barn...were u had your first time...with dolly...before you sheered her
[the crowd laughs]
The Rock: now let me start this right.....FINALLY....THE ROCK HAS COME BACK.......to the par per view screens. So The Rock says this he knows he has a big match tonight with Banging, the kiwi killer, the walking vanilla, the kiddy fiddler The Rock doesnt care who he is, The Rock and banging are from two different sides of the globe...do you know what that means?
[Interviewer shrugs]
The Rock: of course you dont you monkey scrotum...it means that it is the farthest distance The Rock can ever whoop some candy ass from one end to the other!!!
[The crowd cheers]
The Rock: so The Rock says this Banging you better bring you A-Game tonight because tonight your facing....the jabroni bea....
interviewer: The Rock did you also just witness the IWWF title has returned to the Immortals
[The Rock pauses.....takes off his glasses]
The Rock: what did The Rock say about you interupting him
interviewer: well i...d.....i...didnt.....well
The Rock:(in a high pitched voice) we...we...well i .....didnt....SHUT UP!
[the crowd laughs]
The Rock: The Rock says turn around.....TURN AROUND MONKEY SCROTUM!!
[The interviewer turns around and The Rock puts his foot on his back and pushes him away]
The Rock: now as for the IWWF title, yes The Rock would like to send out the message to say well done to his good friend Josh HeartBrand, the title is once again within The Immortals ranks. But thats not the only reason this match means somethng to The Rock......The Rock has another motive......Jason Voorhees
[The crowd boo]
The Rock: The Rock and Jason have had many epic battles within the last year and after the last one things just seemed...unfinished so The Rock says this...jason....The Rock challenges you to a match at the next pay per view.....your rematch with josh can wait! its time to finsh some business between us...Rock vs Jason IV will be the BIGGEST EVENT OF ALL TIME! The Rock feels this must be done in order for The Rock to finally get some vengence for that sudden death victory in the iron man match., but jason....you will be facing a new person, you will be facing a new Rock. you will be facing.....the jabroni beating..
[The Rock pauses]
The Rock: ALLALALALALO! Pie eating, trail blazing eyebrow raising, the match you want youve all seen before..THE ROCK IS GOING TO RULE ROCK VS JASON 4!!!! IF YA SMELLALALALALALALALAO.....WHAT THE ROCK....
Crowd: IS COOKIN!!!
[The Rock pauses...takes of his sunglasses and looks at the camera]
The Rock: is....cooking
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