Post by joshheartbrand on Nov 25, 2009 17:15:43 GMT -5
(Don't break my heart. My achy breaky heart. The familiar music plays over the speakers as New Generation leader and GM of Impact, Shen Du HBK, makes his way to the ring, flanked by Jason Voorhees, Pixelmixer, and Sith. Shen seems somber... he does not have the usual sense of arrogance on his face. They all climb into the ring and raise their arms in triumph as they confront the audience)
Shen Du HBK: Six months ago, I returned to the IWWF, with one goal. Chaos. I wanted to make the IWWF exciting again. Unpredictable. New. Fresh. I succeeded. But then something happened. Something even I didn't predict. We kept winning. We kept dominating. The very thing that I detested when I became the GM has now happened yet again. New Generation reigns on top, unbeatable. There is no more chaos. No more excitement. The result is too predictable. I have failed. That is why I have no choice but to try one last gimmick. I didn't want it to come to this Jason... I didn't.
(Jason stares at Shen stoically)
Shen Du HBK: Jason, tonight you will face Josh Heartbrand in a non-title one on one bout. If Josh Heartbrand defeats you, he will be the number one contender.
(Pixelmixer goes ballistic dropping racial slurs. Sith shakes his head in disgust. Jason continues to look on, unphased)
Shen Du HBK: There were so many promising young kids here. Shaun Swagger, Shinigami, Hollywood. They've all failed to carry the mantle. It has been blowout after blowout for New Generation. I've been informed by the Board of Directors that PPV ratings are down 75%. We need an epic match. This is that match.
(Pixelmixer grabs the microphone)
Pixelmixer: Shen that's the biggest load of <bleep> spickish <bleep> kike <bleep> dirty sand <bleep> <bleep> I have ever heard. New Generation came back to put <bleep> like Josh Heartbrand in their place, not to elevate them. The title belongs to us, and it should be defended amongst us. You know what? You're starting to sound like a chinky traitor.
Shen Du HBK: Pixel, don't forget who leads New Generation.
Pixelmixer: Neg. No one does. You don't seem to get that as of late.
Shen Du HBK: You will do as I say Pix. That is it.
Pixelmixer: Yo you stupid <bleeeeeep>
(Pixelmixer swings at Shen who ducks. Sith immediately steps in and restrains Pixelmixer. Shen is visibly upset. The show cuts to a commercial)
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Opener: Acid Trip defeated Jericho
Acid Trip made his return to the IWWF in impressive form, showing almost no ring dust. He dismantled the former IWWF Champion Jericho with ease. After the match, he unzipped his pants and took a piss on Jericho's body. The crowd went ballistic. Acid Trip took a microphone and let fans know that he was here to raise some hell and that he didn't give a shit what anyone thought.
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Match One: Banging defeated Jewser
The former IRC Champion, Banging, defeated Jericho in a quick bout. Banging was in no mood for games tonight as he made his first mark in regaining his position amongst the IWWF Elite.
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Sarah NG vs. The Rock ended in a DQ
The two former lovers showed no remorse in this bout. They fought a long match that ended in Sarah bringing a chair to the ring. The Rock dared her on, screaming that she didn't have what it takes to hit him with a chair after all they had been through. Perhaps instead of screaming he should have done some fighting because Sarah had no hesitation in swinging the chair over the head of The Rock resulting in a DQ.
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Match Four: Justin defeated H0LLYWOOD to win the IRC Championship
IWWF Legend and former owner, Justin, returned to the ring after a two year hiatus to face off for the second biggest title in the IWWF. His veteran savvy paid off in this match as he utilized the ropes and tights at every moment possible. Towards the end of the match, Justin was able to distract Hollywood by tossing the referee in his path. Justin then delivered the Stone Cold Stunner and covered Hollywood to win the IRC Championship. Where would he go from here? No one knew.
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Semi Main Event: Jason Voorhees and Banging defeated compro and Netto Cash to win the Tag-Team Championship
Sith and Pixelmixer were supposed to face off against IPT in this Semi Main Event. Instead a last minute substitution was made by Shen. Pixelmixer was left out for an unknown reason and Jason Voorhees took his place. Sith was injured and Banging shocked the crowd by joining New Generation. No reason was given for his turn, but it was a huge blow to the IWWF who had been courting Banging for quite some time to embrace The Immortals. It seemed with this move that The Immortals had finally collapsed. Compro and Netto Cash were defeated, the tag-titles rested with New Generation, another new member had been added, and their power seemed boundless.
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Main Event: Josh Heartbrand defeated Jason Voorhees
Josh Heartbrand was able to beat Jason Voorhees after a vicious Falcon Arrow but not without help. Pixelmixer made his way to the ring in street clothes and watched the match unfold. As Jason lifted Josh up for the Chokeslam, Pixelmixer jumped onto the apron and motioned to Jason to fight him. Jason stared on perplexed, just long enough to give Josh the opportunity to soar high and deliver the Falcon Arrow and get the pin. Josh Heartbrand was now the number one contender. Why did Pixelmixer turn on Jason? Why did Banging join New Generation? Are Shen's days as GM coming to a close? Tune in next week to Impact to find out!
Shen Du HBK: Six months ago, I returned to the IWWF, with one goal. Chaos. I wanted to make the IWWF exciting again. Unpredictable. New. Fresh. I succeeded. But then something happened. Something even I didn't predict. We kept winning. We kept dominating. The very thing that I detested when I became the GM has now happened yet again. New Generation reigns on top, unbeatable. There is no more chaos. No more excitement. The result is too predictable. I have failed. That is why I have no choice but to try one last gimmick. I didn't want it to come to this Jason... I didn't.
(Jason stares at Shen stoically)
Shen Du HBK: Jason, tonight you will face Josh Heartbrand in a non-title one on one bout. If Josh Heartbrand defeats you, he will be the number one contender.
(Pixelmixer goes ballistic dropping racial slurs. Sith shakes his head in disgust. Jason continues to look on, unphased)
Shen Du HBK: There were so many promising young kids here. Shaun Swagger, Shinigami, Hollywood. They've all failed to carry the mantle. It has been blowout after blowout for New Generation. I've been informed by the Board of Directors that PPV ratings are down 75%. We need an epic match. This is that match.
(Pixelmixer grabs the microphone)
Pixelmixer: Shen that's the biggest load of <bleep> spickish <bleep> kike <bleep> dirty sand <bleep> <bleep> I have ever heard. New Generation came back to put <bleep> like Josh Heartbrand in their place, not to elevate them. The title belongs to us, and it should be defended amongst us. You know what? You're starting to sound like a chinky traitor.
Shen Du HBK: Pixel, don't forget who leads New Generation.
Pixelmixer: Neg. No one does. You don't seem to get that as of late.
Shen Du HBK: You will do as I say Pix. That is it.
Pixelmixer: Yo you stupid <bleeeeeep>
(Pixelmixer swings at Shen who ducks. Sith immediately steps in and restrains Pixelmixer. Shen is visibly upset. The show cuts to a commercial)
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Opener: Acid Trip defeated Jericho
Acid Trip made his return to the IWWF in impressive form, showing almost no ring dust. He dismantled the former IWWF Champion Jericho with ease. After the match, he unzipped his pants and took a piss on Jericho's body. The crowd went ballistic. Acid Trip took a microphone and let fans know that he was here to raise some hell and that he didn't give a shit what anyone thought.
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Match One: Banging defeated Jewser
The former IRC Champion, Banging, defeated Jericho in a quick bout. Banging was in no mood for games tonight as he made his first mark in regaining his position amongst the IWWF Elite.
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Sarah NG vs. The Rock ended in a DQ
The two former lovers showed no remorse in this bout. They fought a long match that ended in Sarah bringing a chair to the ring. The Rock dared her on, screaming that she didn't have what it takes to hit him with a chair after all they had been through. Perhaps instead of screaming he should have done some fighting because Sarah had no hesitation in swinging the chair over the head of The Rock resulting in a DQ.
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Match Four: Justin defeated H0LLYWOOD to win the IRC Championship
IWWF Legend and former owner, Justin, returned to the ring after a two year hiatus to face off for the second biggest title in the IWWF. His veteran savvy paid off in this match as he utilized the ropes and tights at every moment possible. Towards the end of the match, Justin was able to distract Hollywood by tossing the referee in his path. Justin then delivered the Stone Cold Stunner and covered Hollywood to win the IRC Championship. Where would he go from here? No one knew.
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Semi Main Event: Jason Voorhees and Banging defeated compro and Netto Cash to win the Tag-Team Championship
Sith and Pixelmixer were supposed to face off against IPT in this Semi Main Event. Instead a last minute substitution was made by Shen. Pixelmixer was left out for an unknown reason and Jason Voorhees took his place. Sith was injured and Banging shocked the crowd by joining New Generation. No reason was given for his turn, but it was a huge blow to the IWWF who had been courting Banging for quite some time to embrace The Immortals. It seemed with this move that The Immortals had finally collapsed. Compro and Netto Cash were defeated, the tag-titles rested with New Generation, another new member had been added, and their power seemed boundless.
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Main Event: Josh Heartbrand defeated Jason Voorhees
Josh Heartbrand was able to beat Jason Voorhees after a vicious Falcon Arrow but not without help. Pixelmixer made his way to the ring in street clothes and watched the match unfold. As Jason lifted Josh up for the Chokeslam, Pixelmixer jumped onto the apron and motioned to Jason to fight him. Jason stared on perplexed, just long enough to give Josh the opportunity to soar high and deliver the Falcon Arrow and get the pin. Josh Heartbrand was now the number one contender. Why did Pixelmixer turn on Jason? Why did Banging join New Generation? Are Shen's days as GM coming to a close? Tune in next week to Impact to find out!