Post by willow on Nov 17, 2010 23:36:24 GMT -5
WilloW is in the backstage area wearing a “Superman” cape.
WilloW: If I can be cereal for a min.
Crowd chant “SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
WilloW: I'm here to educate you about the single biggest threat to our planet. You see, there is something out there which threatens our very existence and may be the end of the human race as we know it. I'm talking of course about... Vegeta. It is a creature which…
Vegeta comes out of a closet.
WilloW: How dare you coming here when i'm doing my awesome and cereal promo you inbreed BASTARD!!
Vegeta: Darrr, oh boy, what are we gonna do about our little situation, WilloW?
WilloW: What situation?
Vegeta: HUH, oohhhh, you fucked my mom in the ass buddy WilloW.
WilloW: Ooohh, Simple, Vegetard, [pulls out a bag with something in it] I'm gonna put a little surprise in your wrestling bags.
Vegeta: Doh, dohhh, what kind of surprise HUH? [WilloW pulls out a Black Widow from the bag] Oh! It's a spider00r.
WilloW: Not just any spider, Vegetard. It's a black widow.
Vegeta: Aww, dah, mcbuddy WilloW, a nice surprise, HUH?
WilloW: Now take the Black Widow, [hands the bag to Vegeta] Vegetard, and put it in your bag.
Vegeta: Okay00r.
**Couple of hours later**
Vegeta is getting ready for his match with acid-trip. WilloW is with him.
WilloW: Hmmm, why are you still here? You didn't you do it?
Vegeta: Dohh, oh boy, I sure did mcbuddy. I happy we friends now. You fucked my mom and she wasn't able to shit for a week huh? We still friends even if you did it right?
WilloW: Right, right.
Vegeta: Rap good Huh.
WilloW: Shut the fuck up..
Jason Voorhees runs out of the locker room like a mad man and he's screaming like a girl.
Jason Voorhees: THERE'S A SPIDER IN MY SHIT. HOLY Jason Voorhees!!!!
WilloW: Aaah! Holy shit, Vegetard! What the hell did you do?!
Vegeta: Darrr, you said to put the Black Widow in the bag huh.
WilloW: [shakes his fist] NOT IN MY PARTNER'S BAG, VEGETARD!
Vegeta: Calm down mcbuddy. Chillax and take pill. Can't we hugs WilloW00r. Can't we hugs huh and make peace,
come on hugs buddy! come on pal dont be like that huh dont get pissed. WilloW, it's not cool to get pissed it highers your blood pressure huh your mad about your pay check or something huh.
WilloW: If I can be cereal for a min.
Crowd chant “SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
WilloW: I'm here to educate you about the single biggest threat to our planet. You see, there is something out there which threatens our very existence and may be the end of the human race as we know it. I'm talking of course about... Vegeta. It is a creature which…
Vegeta comes out of a closet.
WilloW: How dare you coming here when i'm doing my awesome and cereal promo you inbreed BASTARD!!
Vegeta: Darrr, oh boy, what are we gonna do about our little situation, WilloW?
WilloW: What situation?
Vegeta: HUH, oohhhh, you fucked my mom in the ass buddy WilloW.
WilloW: Ooohh, Simple, Vegetard, [pulls out a bag with something in it] I'm gonna put a little surprise in your wrestling bags.
Vegeta: Doh, dohhh, what kind of surprise HUH? [WilloW pulls out a Black Widow from the bag] Oh! It's a spider00r.
WilloW: Not just any spider, Vegetard. It's a black widow.
Vegeta: Aww, dah, mcbuddy WilloW, a nice surprise, HUH?
WilloW: Now take the Black Widow, [hands the bag to Vegeta] Vegetard, and put it in your bag.
Vegeta: Okay00r.
**Couple of hours later**
Vegeta is getting ready for his match with acid-trip. WilloW is with him.
WilloW: Hmmm, why are you still here? You didn't you do it?
Vegeta: Dohh, oh boy, I sure did mcbuddy. I happy we friends now. You fucked my mom and she wasn't able to shit for a week huh? We still friends even if you did it right?
WilloW: Right, right.
Vegeta: Rap good Huh.
WilloW: Shut the fuck up..
Jason Voorhees runs out of the locker room like a mad man and he's screaming like a girl.
Jason Voorhees: THERE'S A SPIDER IN MY SHIT. HOLY Jason Voorhees!!!!
WilloW: Aaah! Holy shit, Vegetard! What the hell did you do?!
Vegeta: Darrr, you said to put the Black Widow in the bag huh.
WilloW: [shakes his fist] NOT IN MY PARTNER'S BAG, VEGETARD!
Vegeta: Calm down mcbuddy. Chillax and take pill. Can't we hugs WilloW00r. Can't we hugs huh and make peace,
come on hugs buddy! come on pal dont be like that huh dont get pissed. WilloW, it's not cool to get pissed it highers your blood pressure huh your mad about your pay check or something huh.
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