Post by randyorton on Jan 2, 2009 19:31:50 GMT -5
1. He's RandyOrton.
2. He has movie star looks.
3. He's the 2008 Rookie of the Year.
4. He won it all.
5. He cost JoshHeartBrand 10 millions.
6. He won every major championship except the IWWF Title.
7. He once had dinner with Greg Valentine, Andre the Giant and Hulk Hogan.
8. He has a tremendous ability to withstand pain.
9. He can overcome injuries like none other.
10. He never milks an injury.
11. He never demands special attention.
12. He's always smiling.
13. He tells great jokes.
14. He's 6'4".
15. He's 240 pounds.
16. He has a 34" waist.
17. He has a 42" vertical leap (Michael Jordan's was 41).
18. He can bench-press over 400 pounds.
19. He's an excellent dancer for a big man.
20. He can eat anything he wants and not get fat.
21. He knows all of Victoria's secrets.
22. He was always the first kid picked for dodge ball in grammar school.
23. He was a straight "A" student in high school.
24. He never had a zit.
25. All the girls in high school wanted to date him.
26. He only dated college girls in high school.
27. He was the prom king.
28. He once scored six touchdowns in a football game.
29. He averaged a triple-double playing basketball in his senior year.
30. He was a senior class president and valedictorian.
31. He designs his wrestling gear.
32. He discovered Yao Ming.
33. His wardrobe costs more than most people make in lifetime.
34. He cares about IWA fans and promises to always keep them informed as to his condition.
35. Despite his great talent, he remains a humble and giving person.
36. He's a legend in the making.
37. He cares about his fellow Superstars.
38. He always gives sound advice when other Superstars ask for help.
39. He's a player.
40. He once took World Chess Champion Garry Kasparov to a time-limit draw.
41. He's been offered a million dollars to pose in Playgirl. (He respectfully declined.)
42. He deplores the nuclear build-up in North Korea and has challenged Kim Jong-il to a winner-keeps-their-nukes match in the name of America.
43. He, too, despises Carrot Top.
44. He's a scratch golfer.
45. Angelina Jolie wants to date him.
46. Sarah_Ng wants to date him.
47. Scarlett Johanson wants to date him.
48. Trish Stratus wants to date him - and she's married!
50. Trista from The Bachelorette asked the producers of the show to get Randy Orton on the program.
51. Julia Stiles wouldn't mind spending time with him.
52. Tony Robbins comes to him for advice.
53. He has perfect pitch.
54. He owns his own television news network.
55. He has perfect hair.
56. He never fails to pick up the check.
57. Jewser has him on speed dial.
58. He shows great respect to his opponents.
59. He always tells the truth.
60. He never exaggerates.
61. He taught John Cena everything he knows about rap music.
62. His socks always match.
63. He always opens the door for a lady.
64. No one ever gets more than a kiss on the first date.
65. He always remembers to put the toilet seat down.
66. He's the only man ever to jam with the Foo Fighters and sing with the Three Tenors.
67. Like David Hasselhoff, he is a huge rock star in Europe.
68. Was, to the best of our knowledge, not the second shooter on the grassy knoll.
69. He's been entrusted with the secret identity of Superman.
70. He helps old ladies cross the street.
71. He taught Kane how to drive a stick shift.
72. He goes to the dentist every six months.
73. He flosses after every meal.
74. His matches always have the highest television rating.
75. He never swears.
76. He can name the capital of every South American country.
77. He answered every question correctly in the Trivia Pursuit.
78. He's not only the founder of the Randy orton Fan Club, he's also a member.
79. Upon the death of George Harrison he generously offered his services fo a beatles reunion tour.
80. As a common courtesy, he answers the fans every time they ask "What?"
81. He knows all three verses of the Star-Spangled Banner.
82. He can recite the Iliad by heart in Greek.
83. He knows the exact value of pi.
84. He has an autographed copy of the Bible.
85. He introduced Bill Gates to the concept of the operating system.
86. He's undefeated in Madden 2009.
87. He believes Pete Rose should be in the Baseball Hall of Fame, no matter what Kane says.
88. He turned down the lead role in The Dark Knight.
89. He introduced Brad Pitt to Angelina Jolie.
90. He always sends his mother flowers on Mother's Day.
91. He came up with 800 uses for peanut.
92. He proved that G=mc2, not E=mc2.
93. He loves women for their minds, not just their bodies.
94. He forgives you for booing him.
95. He was awarded an honorary doctorate from Oxford University.
96. He advised Kevin Costner not to do Waterworld.
97. He has sampled and likes all 31 flavors at Baskin-Robbins.
98. He rewinds his porn videotapes before returning them.
99. He washes his hands-whether he's an employee or not.
100. He's 100% the best I-Wrestler.
2. He has movie star looks.
3. He's the 2008 Rookie of the Year.
4. He won it all.
5. He cost JoshHeartBrand 10 millions.
6. He won every major championship except the IWWF Title.
7. He once had dinner with Greg Valentine, Andre the Giant and Hulk Hogan.
8. He has a tremendous ability to withstand pain.
9. He can overcome injuries like none other.
10. He never milks an injury.
11. He never demands special attention.
12. He's always smiling.
13. He tells great jokes.
14. He's 6'4".
15. He's 240 pounds.
16. He has a 34" waist.
17. He has a 42" vertical leap (Michael Jordan's was 41).
18. He can bench-press over 400 pounds.
19. He's an excellent dancer for a big man.
20. He can eat anything he wants and not get fat.
21. He knows all of Victoria's secrets.
22. He was always the first kid picked for dodge ball in grammar school.
23. He was a straight "A" student in high school.
24. He never had a zit.
25. All the girls in high school wanted to date him.
26. He only dated college girls in high school.
27. He was the prom king.
28. He once scored six touchdowns in a football game.
29. He averaged a triple-double playing basketball in his senior year.
30. He was a senior class president and valedictorian.
31. He designs his wrestling gear.
32. He discovered Yao Ming.
33. His wardrobe costs more than most people make in lifetime.
34. He cares about IWA fans and promises to always keep them informed as to his condition.
35. Despite his great talent, he remains a humble and giving person.
36. He's a legend in the making.
37. He cares about his fellow Superstars.
38. He always gives sound advice when other Superstars ask for help.
39. He's a player.
40. He once took World Chess Champion Garry Kasparov to a time-limit draw.
41. He's been offered a million dollars to pose in Playgirl. (He respectfully declined.)
42. He deplores the nuclear build-up in North Korea and has challenged Kim Jong-il to a winner-keeps-their-nukes match in the name of America.
43. He, too, despises Carrot Top.
44. He's a scratch golfer.
45. Angelina Jolie wants to date him.
46. Sarah_Ng wants to date him.
47. Scarlett Johanson wants to date him.
48. Trish Stratus wants to date him - and she's married!
50. Trista from The Bachelorette asked the producers of the show to get Randy Orton on the program.
51. Julia Stiles wouldn't mind spending time with him.
52. Tony Robbins comes to him for advice.
53. He has perfect pitch.
54. He owns his own television news network.
55. He has perfect hair.
56. He never fails to pick up the check.
57. Jewser has him on speed dial.
58. He shows great respect to his opponents.
59. He always tells the truth.
60. He never exaggerates.
61. He taught John Cena everything he knows about rap music.
62. His socks always match.
63. He always opens the door for a lady.
64. No one ever gets more than a kiss on the first date.
65. He always remembers to put the toilet seat down.
66. He's the only man ever to jam with the Foo Fighters and sing with the Three Tenors.
67. Like David Hasselhoff, he is a huge rock star in Europe.
68. Was, to the best of our knowledge, not the second shooter on the grassy knoll.
69. He's been entrusted with the secret identity of Superman.
70. He helps old ladies cross the street.
71. He taught Kane how to drive a stick shift.
72. He goes to the dentist every six months.
73. He flosses after every meal.
74. His matches always have the highest television rating.
75. He never swears.
76. He can name the capital of every South American country.
77. He answered every question correctly in the Trivia Pursuit.
78. He's not only the founder of the Randy orton Fan Club, he's also a member.
79. Upon the death of George Harrison he generously offered his services fo a beatles reunion tour.
80. As a common courtesy, he answers the fans every time they ask "What?"
81. He knows all three verses of the Star-Spangled Banner.
82. He can recite the Iliad by heart in Greek.
83. He knows the exact value of pi.
84. He has an autographed copy of the Bible.
85. He introduced Bill Gates to the concept of the operating system.
86. He's undefeated in Madden 2009.
87. He believes Pete Rose should be in the Baseball Hall of Fame, no matter what Kane says.
88. He turned down the lead role in The Dark Knight.
89. He introduced Brad Pitt to Angelina Jolie.
90. He always sends his mother flowers on Mother's Day.
91. He came up with 800 uses for peanut.
92. He proved that G=mc2, not E=mc2.
93. He loves women for their minds, not just their bodies.
94. He forgives you for booing him.
95. He was awarded an honorary doctorate from Oxford University.
96. He advised Kevin Costner not to do Waterworld.
97. He has sampled and likes all 31 flavors at Baskin-Robbins.
98. He rewinds his porn videotapes before returning them.
99. He washes his hands-whether he's an employee or not.
100. He's 100% the best I-Wrestler.
