The Ultimate Opportunist is Back!!

[randyorton]

I'mmmmmmm Baaaackkkkkk! and I am back better than ever!

Sorry CharltonJ but i needed that IWWF Hardcore title back .

Last time i was here, i was raising hell in the IWWF. I'm an undefeated Tag Team Champion. My main gold this time is not the IWWF Tag Team Championships or the IRC Championship.. No! It's the IWWF Championship! I will sweat and BLEED to win it and i WILL break Eneru's title defense record. There's a new King in IWWF and that's me. King Edge the Awesome. I don't care if you like it or not but you..are.. all..ALL! trapped with me! I don't care about anyone else in the world but me! and That bring me to JHB.

You see JHB, I'm the Rated R superstar and you're rated O, O for over rated! You wanna know what's pathetic, JHB? Getting beat up by a midget is pathetic. Having the personality of a dried prune is pathetic. Being a thirty year old man who's never kissed a girl, now that's pathetic. But soon, JHB, you're not going to have to worry about any offbeat shenanigans, because I am going to straight up kick your ass. And that JHB.. That reeks of royalty!

[jackswagger]

Edge is back!

The biggest come back since his chin two weeks ago.

Jay Leno is now making his come back to prime time as he no longer has to worry about possessing the biggest chin in the timeslot.

I've heard of mandibular prognathism but this is ridicules.


^{Edge is often kind enough to sign autographs and pose for pictures.}

[randyorton]

Well Swagger, atleast i can say ECW correctly.

[jackswagger]

Edge has been known to chain and handcuff up his victims fans.

Can families really feel safe while this man is active in the IWWF?


^{known paedophile EDGE.
Recently returned superstar EDGE.}

[randyorton]

Thank you Swagger. I just beated your sorry ass in less then 2 mins and i'm going to be Mr. Money in the Bank. Heres a tip for ya. When you trash-talk against someone, make sure you can actually be able to stay in the ring with him after kid.