Edge vs Swagger on Impact!

[randyorton]

Who is booking this crap? King Edge against Wack Swagger; King Edge against Charlton J. Next week, Next week, they'll be having Your King beating the hell up on the Brooklyn Brawler, for Christ's sake. Nothing personal Jack but... You sound like a human vaccum cleaner, managing to both suck and blow at the same time.

King Edge the Awesome has dream, has a dream that he's winning the Money in the Bank at the biggest PPV of the century, the superbowl of i-wrestling. The world series... Wrestlemania! And from coast to coast, Wisconsin to China, and back to Wisconsin! Sea to shining sea, King Edge one more time on this crazy i-wreestling world on top of the mountain and become, IWWF Champion! And you see we all have dreams, but there has been one dream that has become a reality to Your King, one dream thats becoming true to King Edge the Awesome. Day after day, night after night, 24 hours a day,.... 7 days a week, 365 days a year, and that one dream is King Edge forever whipping ass, whipping ass....Thank God Almighty, KING FUCKIN' EDGE is whipping ass! and That...totally reeks of awesomeness!

[jackswagger]

You must get mighty tired moving that massive chin up and down.
All this talk. I'm getting tired just watching that thing constantly move.

You may want to save some of that energy for in the ring.
I am Jack Swagger, I am an All-American!
When all the pieces come together, its all said and done, the music is playing you will be down on your knees.

[randyorton]

Jack Swagger, don't sell yourself short because in my mind, and in the mind of all my Royal Court, you're already a King. I mean, you're the King of goofy , ugly ring attire. You're the King of all the Nerds. And most importantly, you're the King of all 30-year-old virgins! And as far as we're concerned, you're already a royal pain in the ass! And that is true, Jerky!

[jackswagger]

As it was said, as it is written.
Edge came down to the ring c0cky and over confident and left defeated and humbled.

[randyorton]

Correction. Edge didn't care at all. And don't forget 1 match means nothing.

[randyorton]

Mrs. King Edge

[jackswagger]

Mar 17, 2009 10:08:27 GMT -5 @randyorton said:

Correction. Edge didn't care at all. And don't forget 1 match means nothing.

Not so talkative now your chins been on the receiving end of a Red, White and Blue Thunder Bomb care of Jack Swagger.

I now turn my attention to bigger and better thing, Jack Swagger is going to wrestlemania!

[randyorton]

Jack Swagger is in the Opener. Edge is going to make History!