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Post by randyorton on Mar 17, 2009 20:49:25 GMT -5
The Money in the Bank. And it doesn't matter, Mr. Kronick, what you call it. Whether it's called a Money in the Bank, Gold in a Jew Bag, painus in you anus, the only the thing that matters, is that King Edge is going in this Sunday night, to do exactly what he does best - reeking of awesomeness and beating down and get back Your King's IWWF title. And the fact of the matter is this, is that King Edge knows this Sunday night, he has his work cut out for him. King Edge knows, he's got seven other guys he's got to compete with. H0LLYWOOD? That guy would tear his hamstring answering the phone. Sarah_Ng? My Royal Court were correct in calling you a bargain basement very *friendly* person. But on top of that King Edge think you are the filthiest, dirtiest, most disgusting, skankiest, brutal, bottom feeding trash bag ho, that Your King have ever seen in his life! Pixelmixer? You can complain about the fact that you have a midget head on a normal sized body, or you can complain about the fact that Pixermixer in French means 'chipped toothed jackass'! Frosty? you are the ugliest 'diva' in the entire IWWF! Jericho? you are a former IWWF champion. Well you are also the very *friendly* person of the century! The Rock? Your dad was on the road night after night while your mom was all alone, and you wonder why you and your brother look nothing alike! Daniel_MI? You want-uh match-uh? Well King Edge want-uh to-uh slam-uh.. The living hell out of you on the ladder. This sunday King Edge will become Mr. Money in the Bank and will leave Wrestlemania 5 IWWF Champion and that totally reeks of Awesomeness!
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Post by The Rock on Mar 18, 2009 13:40:35 GMT -5
The camera is making its way down to a corridor and it comes to a room with "The Rock" on it, the crowd goes nuts as The Rock exits.
Interviewer: Rock how do you feel this sunday about your Money in The Bank match this sunday at WrestleMania V....
The Rock takes the mic
The Rock:....FINALLY.....THE ROCK HAS COME BACK...........To WrestleMania!!....You wanna know how The Rock feels about his match, if The Rock is nervous, if The Rock is SCARED!....well The Rock says this have you ever known The Rock to be nervous or scared of anything in his life. This Sunday....WrestleMania!!!! THE BIGGEST EVENT OF ALL TIIIME.....The Rock is going to walk out with that breifcase, and also when the Rock and Josh Connection whoops some jeritaker or undercho or homotaker or whatever those jabronis decide to call themselves, The Rock will leave money in the bank winner. And as far as Edge goes...Edge you wanna come out here, you wanna run your mouth about you winning Money in The Bank, you wanna come out here and insult The Rock. Well Edge let The Rock tell you something, once Sunday comes...you wont be able to hide behind your insults. Those chambers wont be able to hold The Rock forever. The Rock will leave with that contract and The Rock will go on and become IWWF champion and thats a promise from the jabroni beating....ALALALALAALAO pie eating, trail blazing, eyebrow raising, The Irish Icon built like a tank, gonna win this sunday...AT MONEY IN THE BANK.....................IF YA SMELLALALALALLAAAAAAAAAAO....WHAT THE ROCK........Is cookin.
The Rock goes back to his dressing room
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Post by jericho on Mar 23, 2009 13:49:24 GMT -5
to bad the rock didnt even show up
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Post by randyorton on Mar 24, 2009 11:47:11 GMT -5
yeah :/
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Post by The Rock on Apr 1, 2009 5:59:45 GMT -5
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