Post by joshheartbrand on Apr 1, 2009 10:54:01 GMT -5
You know, these days, JHB tries to avoid the spotlight. I don't like to give many interviews anymore. A lot of people have tried asking me why that is, why the sudden change. It's simple really. The days of true competition here in the IWWF have long faded away. It seems the only way people can take my championship from around my waist is when I decide to vacate it because of other obligations. What person in the IWWF today can claim that they are so legendary that even the IWWF Championship does little to add to their record? I've said it again and again, JHB has nothing left to prove. However, once in a while I see a newcomer who has the gall and audacity to seem to make claims that even strike me as outrageous. Willow is one of these people. What accomplishments does this man hold? Losing to Jack Swagger? What has he done? But yet I watch IWWF on my 72" plasma screen in my mansion in West Hartford and see him running his mouth over and over. There's nothing that upsets me more than a frontrunner. Willow that's all you are. You appear to have the skill set, you look like you have the charisma, but then you get in the ring and you disappear. Well I'm going to do you a favor. I'm going to help put you out of the IWWF for a very long time. Me and you Willow. In my specialty. The submission match. I have not lost a submission bout in over seven years. Seven years ago Willow you were still sucking at your mothers tit. When the lights are dimmed, when it's all said and done, all you will know how to do when you're in the ring with me is to cry Hail Mary.