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Post by jackswagger on May 4, 2009 13:13:31 GMT -5
[ Shaun Swagger makes his way to the ring, smiling, as his music plays. The crowd boos as he grabs a microphone and addresses the crowd. ] SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU! I'm going to keep this short as I know you people have the attention span of a retarded goldfish. I am Shaun Swagger, the greatest Patriot champion. ever. I am Shaun Swagger, FUTURE IWWF HALL OF FAMER! Over the past weeks I have defended this Australian championship against the likes of Shinigami, H0LLYWOOD and Sarah NG. Now Sith who has done nothing in the IWWF except lose week in and week out to Sarah NG has lucked his way in to earning a shot against me for my title. What has he done to deserve a shot at MY title? Defeated Ghetto Trash? Big deal. I squashed him 4 weeks ago to win this belt. He wasn't worthy of the gold and neither is Sith. Let's get one thing straight, this is mine and nobody is going to take it away from me. NOBODY![ Shaun Swagger drops the microphone, smiles, and leaves the ring ] |
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Post by The Rock on May 4, 2009 20:10:31 GMT -5
[ OH OH OH OH OH OOOOOOOOH OH OH OH OH OHHHHHHH!!!!! Spaceman by The Killers Blasts through the arena as Swagger is stunned before he gets a chance to leave the ring as The Rock walks out with his IWWF Championship on his shoulder with a mic in his hand]
The Rock: FINALLY.........THE ROCK.......IS OUT HERE TO SHUT THIS JABRONI UP!
[The crowd goes wild]
The Rock: Shaun Swagger.......you wanna come out here. you wanna run your mouth....about being a future hall of famer....insulting the great hall of famers like Sith and NettoCash....and most of all....you insulted.....the people.
[The Crowd let out a chorus of boo's]
The Rock: so The Rock says this you wanna come out here and insult the people....but shaun....insulting the people....is....insulting The Rock! so The Rock says this, you want to come out here and insult The Rock well then you will feel The Rock's beat down on your sorry ass. SOO The Rock says this is he gonna let this go unpunished...NO NO NO NO!!! The Rock is challenging you to a match this monday night. The Rock....Shaun Swagger. THE BIGGEST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE!!!!! 1 ON 1 with...........The jabroni beating.....ALALALLALAO.. pie eating, trail blazing, eyebrow raising, your gettin beat and thats fact, gonna WHOOP UR ASS ON IMPAAACT!!!!
[The crowd goes crazy]
The Rock: IF YA SMELLALALALALALLAALAO!!!.....WHAT THE ROCK..
Crowd: is cooking!
The Rock:......is.....cooking!
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Post by jackswagger on May 4, 2009 22:19:27 GMT -5
[ Shaun Swagger slowly turns around after having his back to the rock for the whole of his speech, Revealing Shaun Swaggers cocky smile he had on his face the whole time ]
Somebody had to come out here to defend the scum here in attendance, because we all know that they can not defend themselves.
So The Rock wants to come out here and run around like a toddler on a sugar high.
So The Rock wants to come out here and mumble incoherently like a toddler on a drinking binge.
Well The Rock, watch your god damn mouth.
If you want to turn your back on Compro, If you are stupid enough to take your eye off New Gen and if you can trust Josh Heartbrand enough to get in the ring without him by your side..
Monday night you are going to regret you ever opened your mouth.
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