GLOCK ON A POLE MATCH!

[nettocash]

* Mudvayne - Not Falling plays over the P.A. System as Netto Cash walks out from behind the curtain, with his glock in his right hand.

* Netto Cash shoots two bullets into the air, and continues his crip walk to the ring.

* Netto Cash rolls into the ring, fires 4 more shots into the air, and requests a microphone.

Netto cash: yo yo yo, cut the fucken music.. Josh heartbrand!! So want a piece of NNNNetto Cash? I tried twice to give you a chance to just walk away, and find someone else to mess with.. But I guess now, since you continue getting us booked every week in a match against each other that i'm gonna have to put you down for the 1...2...3 with teh packetbomb, nigga

* Netto Cash pauses for a minute, and listens to a mixed reaction from the crowd with boos and cheers.

Netto cash: At King Of The Ring, Glock or Not, i'm gonna packetbomb your arse so hard your ancestors will feel it.. Oh Yeah.. Heartbrand.. don't forget your vest

* Netto Cash tosses the microphone at the time keeper, shoots another bullet into the air, then rolls out of the ring, and heads back to his locker room.

[jackswagger]

* Shaun Swagger is standing backstage with an IWWF interviewer.

int: Shaun Swagger, You were unable to capture the IRC championship this past week. What went wrong?

Swagger: Myself and Banging contested a great ladder match for the IRC Championship and I'll admit Banging's experience played a decisive factor in him unhooking that belt. I've learnt from it, it will not happen again.

int: Would have been cool having both belts, right?

Swagger: I've taken the Patriot Championship from nothing and built into something that everyone in the locker room wants to hold. However this belt is just a piece of jewellery to me, Patriot champion? Australian champion? I could not care less about the people, about Australians. I got out of that country as quick as I could I don't represent them, this is all about me. Having both titles would have cemented me as the top champion in the IWWF, I will get another shot and next time I will not lose.

int: Jericho is now the number one contender for the patriot title...

Swagger: Jericho!? JERICHO?
How do these people get chosen?
Straws? Out of a hat?
Whoever gives Kronick the best blowjob?
Jericho has proven that he was the weakest member of Next Generation, and when he steps in to the ring with me there will be no compro to carry him through.
This isn't the tag team division where he can hide on the outside of the ring.
He is stepping in the ring with the biggest threat in the IWWF.
This belt is safe with me for at least another week. Guaranteed.