-[Swagger's Sweatshop]-

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*The camera fades in on Shaun Swagger backstage in a make shift sweatshop with at least 10 young asian children making shoes. The crowd is momentarily too shocked to even boo.

Swagger: Hello and welcome to the first ever Swagger's Sweatshop!

*an introduction for Swagger's Sweatshop plays on the KronTron.


Swagger: This week my guest will be none other than my opponent at King of The Ring. Please welcome The number one contender for the patriot title.. Chris Jericho

*Chris Jericho appears on the KronTron.

Jericho: Thanks for having, it's good to be here.

Swagger: Jericho, welcome to the sweatshop. First of all let me just say that I love your shirt. Your boyfriend pick that out for you?

*Jericho Replies but the fans soon catch on that it is not the real Jericho but a poorly animated screen of him with an even poorer voice imitation.

Jericho: Isn't he lovely, he says it matches my eyes.

Swagger: Congratulations on earning your title shot, I hear the Mr. Kronik blow job competitions are pretty stiff.

*The animated jericho responds again, most fans seem unimpressed but there is small pockets of fans all over the arena in hysterics.

Jericho: Sometimes to get ahead in this game you have to sacrifice.
It will all be worth it when i take that title.

Swagger: That's just the thing Jericho, That's not going to happen.
*The screen fades to black.

[jackswagger]

*Fade back in as "Down on your knees" plays, ferocious amounts of heat from the crowd as Shaun Swagger emerges Patriot title over his shoulder. Swagger gets to the ring, grabs a microphone and addresses the crowd.

Swagger: Enough fun and games.
The reason I can be so confident about Jericho not winning at King Of The Ring.
The explanation for me being able to guarantee I will have this title next week is simple.
Jericho will not be making it to King Of The Ring!

The crowd begins to chatter to itself.
Has Shaun Swagger done something to Jericho?
Is there a reason he could not appear on the Sweatshop in person?

Swagger: You see, it's like this. Jericho won't be competing at KOTR because I am going to take him out this week on iMPACT!
Now it's up to the powers to be if we are booked in a match together, for your sake Jericho you better hope we are because otherwise there won't be a referee to stop the match when your KOd. There won't be security to pull me off you when you are battered and bloody.

See you soon, Jericho.